Friday, February 10, 2012

Your doing it wrong - Agent W

An update [and introduction] from Agent-W... after spending hours days attempting to create the perfect online dating profile Agent W, the wonderful and witty [yet online dating weary] correspondent decided to lay it all out there...

Screen name: maneter12  
Tag line: are you edible?

About Me:
Well, what can I say about myself?  I take myself way seriously, and I'm really into lying, I mean BIG-TIME lying.  I think loyalty is for suckers, maybe U R one? :)   Mostly I'm really indoorsy -- in the basement, in a bathroom or closet - I'm happy just anywhere not outside.  If I could choose my favorite place on earth, it would be a cave full of stalagmites with a sealed-off entrance!   I don't like coffee (it loosens my bowels) or conversation, but I do like sullen silence shared across a romantic dinner.   I kind of hate new things, so I hate hiking, fishing, hunting, don't bring me a dead animal, and I exercise somewhere between never and about five times a year.  Did I mention I'm 2'11"?  Oh and I really hate traveling and the gastrointestinal distress that comes with it.  Reminds me of coffee.  

I hope you enjoyed the 34 photos I posted.  Thanks for looking!

Agent-W

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